Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, a guy on Bumble sent me a dick pic to me. I opened it, stared at it for a good few minutes, and replied, “I don’t see anything unusual. What are your complaints?” And then it hit me: It’s what they call “the life of a medical student.” I’m ruined! FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I had to submit references so my anatomy/physiology teacher might acknowledge that tetanus is not the same as muscle cramps, and correct the lesson that's been in place for six years. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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QQmore_fml 18
Just watch **** like normal people...
3rdbass 9
That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.
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Comments (97)
chickenpie90 16
Fifty Shades of Grey?
gracehi 33
It makes you lose your boner?
Lilo4life 26
Sounds like a personal problem to me bro.
wdd2 5
You were probably listening to peterotica, as read by Betty White.
pipinya 8
This is the most depressing FML I've ever read
pattayarick 8
It's even worse when a doctor makes a mistake
error404n0tf0und 21
especially during surgery!!
error404n0tf0und 21
what book op?
baba01_fml 17
Anatomical mistake you mean
Druu 53
The 1930's called. They want their written **** back.
bamagrl410 31
Seriously? You can't honestly be THAT dense to where you think books are outdated. Or if you are, then you probably need to open some books and learn a few things.
gracehi 33
I hate all you sick aviophiles! Stop molesting our planes!