Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, a guy on Bumble sent me a dick pic to me. I opened it, stared at it for a good few minutes, and replied, “I don’t see anything unusual. What are your complaints?” And then it hit me: It’s what they call “the life of a medical student.” I’m ruined! FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I had to submit references so my anatomy/physiology teacher might acknowledge that tetanus is not the same as muscle cramps, and correct the lesson that's been in place for six years. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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QQmore_fml 18
Just watch **** like normal people...
3rdbass 9
That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.
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Comments (97)
Fuzzynavel 10
Being Romanian medical training, i'm suprised he could find erotic stories to match it. Themes such as dosing the patient with hashish, leeches and amputations in bearskin dung tents wouldn't seem too common.
monny 2
both of my parents received their medical training in romania, and they were both highly successful in their careers there and continue to be in the u.s. perhaps you should retract that statement of yours.
berkeleyjake 13
What's cool though is watching csi and knowing everything they are saying about how someone was brutally murdered
ThatChickMelly 1
I have the same problem with grammar lol
truepanda 2
let me guess, 50 shades of Grey, and its medulla oblongata.
xHuey123 0
Um... Virgin?
JiggyBoo123 11
I bet if you read 50 Shades of Gray, your eyeballs would just pop like balloons and your ovaries would shrivel like raisins and the rest of everything would turn into dust and die.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
I have to agree with you though - that is a bit bothersome!
wonderbreadman 8
What was the error...**** now I'm curious
floatablebullet 7
a physics degree did the same to me, i can no longer watch any sort of action movie
an3ph 20
What was the mistake?