Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, a guy on Bumble sent me a dick pic to me. I opened it, stared at it for a good few minutes, and replied, “I don’t see anything unusual. What are your complaints?” And then it hit me: It’s what they call “the life of a medical student.” I’m ruined! FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I had to submit references so my anatomy/physiology teacher might acknowledge that tetanus is not the same as muscle cramps, and correct the lesson that's been in place for six years. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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QQmore_fml 18
Just watch **** like normal people...
3rdbass 9
That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.
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Comments (97)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Yeah, my girlfriend was pre-med and can't watch medical dramas on TV any more thanks to that. She had to ditch watching E.R. about halfway through college and couldn't watch House, M.D. with me either.
caysters 12
I do the same thing when I watch something like bones or house and they make a mistake. I'm like "that is NOT where that part of that bone is located! Kinda ruins shows for me.
tj4234 36
I feel your pain. I'm a Historian and bad history references are everywhere. And not just in movies like Braveheart.
perdix 31
I'd lose my boner wondering what he's going to do with ******** #3.
shadowsorel 15
But it ruins the mood when you get to Penis #6.
nina21194 12
Same thing happens to me. Ugh -.-
rg350dx 29
This is totally a first world problem if I ever saw one.
rangerPat 12
I guess that's what happens when you pick up bad literature
MrConcise 35
We don't like what ruins our immersion. Either you get used to alien **** or hope that medical journals start printing anatomically-correct wank material.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Maybe you should spend the extra few bucks for an author who knows their anatomy... That, or write erotica yourself, it seems you know your way around the body well enough.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Nah, it's just made you more intelligent and educated than an erotic literature writer.