Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, a guy on Bumble sent me a dick pic to me. I opened it, stared at it for a good few minutes, and replied, “I don’t see anything unusual. What are your complaints?” And then it hit me: It’s what they call “the life of a medical student.” I’m ruined! FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I had to submit references so my anatomy/physiology teacher might acknowledge that tetanus is not the same as muscle cramps, and correct the lesson that's been in place for six years. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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QQmore_fml 18
Just watch **** like normal people...
3rdbass 9
That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.
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Comments (97)
limitedition 25
You can take a page from Homer Simpsons book: stick a crayon up your nose & you'll be insta-stupid & able to enjoy all the inaccurate erotic reading you can attempt to understand
Teabubbles 8
50 shades of grey?
LarryLaDouche 13
More like 50 Shades of Gay!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡!!11!!!¡
techweed 12
The money that it gets is worth it... Trust me
narlynick 13
Ignorance is bliss
AllThingsBright_ 11
"I put my hand on your pussy." Mind: actually they are referring to the vulva.... DAMMIT, not again.
lbracero 4
I hear you brother!!!
tomatosz 23
I really want to know what the inaccuracy was that prompted this FML...
UnluckyGenius 21
Probably a ****** behind the knee. "I use to be a *****, then I took a penis to the knee." Sorry been playing Skyrim a lot.
gracehi 33
I used to be a virgin like you. Then I took a penis to the ******.
FightMyLiger 19
Don't be hatin on Skyrim.
WildaRora 43
I am guessing that its one of the most common ones involving thinking that the hymen is halfway up the ******. I just try to ignore it. And in answer to the question why not just watch ****? More women are turned on by reading it (or in my case occasionally listening to it) than by watching it.
tomatosz 23
#76 Oh, for me it's the other way around, I can get turned on by reading it but not nearly as much as by listening+watching to it (although I'm fairly picky on what I watch).
rg350dx 29
Hey at least you have a medical education! Not everyone is lucky enough to get that. I think the FML should be about the fact OP reads ****..
niezen 4
You must be a dud.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
I feel ya. This happened to me once and I got super pissed and stopped reading the book