Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
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Top comments
_Noon_ 0
O my god, your life totally sucks now. :rolleyes:
arielhoee 9
Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D
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Comments (36)
AcesAndEights 0
lol... hope you saved them, so you can fix the chair.
sublime93 0
You fell off your desk chair, big ******* deal.
GreenMeanie 0
I know eh? I really hope this ditz cracked her skull.
lolpwntdumass 0
omg. your gonna ******* die.
iEevee 0
You're screwed. (BAHAHA) Go jump out of a plane now, chained to the faulty chair.
DiscountDJ25 0
OP's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by floors! ...And IKEA desk chairs.
sukhdeep 4
what? said chair wow op just wow
johnprescott 0
you should huff paint before the ewing's tumor sets in
fooch 0
Oh look! Another visit from the Screw Fairy!
_Noon_ 0
O my god, your life totally sucks now. :rolleyes:
allmidnighteyes 11
Let's hope your fat ass doesn't continue to displace the screws once you get it fixed.
Arcterion 0
Should've seen that coming, rofl. YDI. :P
arielhoee 9
Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D
LenaBelle 0
hahaha, I wouldn't say our life sucks, but your chair's life sucks.
another_guy 0
yeah, right, FYL...
littlerock_fml 0
Wow. You have such a difficult life.
xChesterx 0
Hahahaha. This just brightened my day :)
werzal 5
MMMmm Where do these screws come from??? They fall from the sky! Im sure its nothing important...
RyeBreadBoy 0
Seriously, what a freaking idiot. Oh gee, look a bunch of random screws. Instead of looking around near where I found it to try to find where it came from, I'll assume that it's nothing important. Oh look, my desk chair fell apart. Gee, I guess that must've been the source afterall and not the screw fairy like I thought.
PSyesinthatway 0
"Oh gee let me speak from the perspective of someone I think is stupid so I feel better about myself, oh gee I guess ill just continue to live in obscurity after this website shuts down. Oh gee poptarts for dinner again? Oh gee..."
Sun_Kissed18 25
Whats up your ass PSyesinthatway?