Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
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Top comments
s_p_a_r_k 0
YDI for fishing for compliments
tkarin 0
I'd love to be told I was good with computers.
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Comments (78)
nazooer 11
Never mind saying first. I don't want thumbs down :D Anyway OP, It is a compliment, amirite?
nazooer 11
I'm replying to myself so no one else can.
pinky2 0
thumbs down for not getting everyone pissed by saying #1
nazooer 11
I was first. all of you die.
The_Pleb 0
Guys and girls, I would really appreciate it if I could get a compliment.... Thankyou in advance
slash1396 0
the_pleb, your way cooler than the OP. there you go! haha
The_Pleb 0
Thankyou My life is complete
ohmygoodnex 0
Trickster, you suck dick too much.
8trickster8 0
That was uncalled for ohmygoodnex
TheDoge 0
ironically, it actually was called for, you just didn't appreciate it.
tino9824 0
is it just me or does this FML not make sense?
myballs 0
God damn it.
gunnar7240 0
Man up.
webkinzfreak96 0
First wow that sucks
nazooer 11
fail
s_p_a_r_k 0
YDI for fishing for compliments
smackieonassis 0
Exactly what I was going to say. YDI.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
This. So your friend was in a good mood and you decided to bring her down. Well done! I hate self absorbed whiny bitches. This wouldn't of happened if you were a good friend, or if you weren't a moaning attention seeker. That's what you get.
spaerro 8
A person with low self-esteem can't help but fish. We need something to convince us we're not worthless.
tkarin 0
I'd love to be told I was good with computers.
null_fml 11
tkarin, you are remarkably good with computers.
MemoriesOfOblivi 1
Haha #17! I lol'd! B)
I_lost_the_game 25
Of course you're good with computers! You managed to find your way to this site, did you not?
irishfever 0
Even if she had given you a good compliment it wouldn't matter because you had to beg for it -_- And wow, I just noticed that... you're a MAN. Grow a pair already.
weedking 0
Go crawl in a hole. No one cares.
AngelRaven89 0
So she's complimenting your skills and you're still whining? There's no help for you if you can't even see what you have. You have a friend that tries to cheer you up at least. By the way "it was be nice" doesn't make sense.
nazooer 11
COMPLIMENT FISHER> DIE>
cypherwars 15
Just Stop man.
alexandraa_fml 0
People that fish for compliments deserve to be punched in the throat.