Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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Top comments
illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
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Comments (132)
Xcherrypie 16
My Ex fiance did this after we broke up he said owning my number hurt him too much- I didnt even text him or call him once. Twunt.
dwcomposer 4
My ex-gf did the same to me. It goes to show you're the stronger person and definitely deserve better. I'm sorry though OP, hope things look better on the other side of the street
DeviousAngel 13
I agree with 49. People who don't break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend face to face are either cowardly or careless. However, changing a phone number would be worse than sending a break up text.
imabeast119 0
What a pussy
SmS1291 5
Such a dumbass. You deserve so much better then that wimp.
Clarese 0
Well...you can do better than that! Some men have no guts or maturity! Time to move on and be happy. Best wishes.
iftheglovefits 0
Eh. My boifrand lied and said his friend from another town dared him to be single. I was like: "I'm sure that's not true, but even if it is, you broke up with me because of a dare so I don't want to go out after either" because we dated before but he would break up with me and asked me back out so many times.
jlstough 10
im going to thumb this down, 1. for the way you spelled "boyfriend" and, 2. that you said the current form of "boyfriend" meaning you didnt kick that immature dweeb to the curb after a stunt like that.
aujackso 2
Mine broke up with me while he was across the world and deleted me from everything haha
InAmbrose 5
I had a similar problem. He pretended to lose his phone. Idiot.
R3kli3 10
What a ******* pussy. Hope his next relationship fails miserably (:.