Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
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Comments (132)
hateevryone 15
change yours & move on. he's a bastard.
BloodFaerie 21
Sounds similar to what my ex did to me. He had been paying for my website, which had been a birthday present. One day I got an email that my payment was late and found out the credit card on file wasn't working. I called him and he simply said he got a new card. I asked for the number to update the website account and he replied, "No." That was his way of dumping me..... nice...
BloodFaerie 21
oh and btw, since he didn't give me warning, i didn't get to backup my website and lost everything...... so doubly shitty of him...
nanxi 30
Well, good riddance, I guess.
catharsis5 9
are you sure that he's breaking up with you? Otherwise then he's stupid as well because you can still see him in person
sofree 3
make it two...
lizardninja 0
Wow, what a retard. Jeez the thing I hate most is when someone doesn't dump you in person. Clever way to do it though
Miaoudeminou 7
I had a recent ex actually wait for me to break things off. Joke was on him. I strung him along for a few months longer. I got free sex out of it and treated him like shit. Don't want to be with me then just break it off. Don't be a dick about it. Also the whole "my mother [didn't] like you" crap doesn't work. There's another reason and this is just another excuse. Unless you're a real mama's boy then thank God you broke things off!
tk30 5
Maybe he tried to break up with her plenty of times "in person" and she didn't want to accept it. So he changed his number as a last resort. I've witnessed a situation like this. The chick was psycho and desperate.
torch433 1
puuuuusssssyyyy lol
music4ever79 0
What an idiot!