Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
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Comments (132)
Dirgel 4
Maybe the fact that she still refers to him as her boyfriend is an indication as to why the gentlemen decided to change his phone number....?
skyeyez9 25
when I was 19, my bf dumped me by ignoring my calls and.wouldnt answer thedoor. He didnt have the balls to tell me directly as well. I saw him 12yrs later, he is now fat, covered in tattoos, lives in a shitty trailer, and his son looks like a delinquent (I heard he has been divorced twice and in his third marriage currebtly). Things work out like that for a reason OP. You may not see till a few yrs later. But good riddance!
lovemeorloseme7 4
am i the only one to catch the fact that she said WAS and not the word IS.......sounds to me she got a little mad that he did that and went too far....sooooo what ya do with his body OP? did ya change it all up like he changed his number?!
Madcatstolper 1
maybe he is not a coward, could it be that you might be a psycho?
Gunnarr 12
Don't you mean 'ex' boyfriend?
bizarre_ftw 22
Show up at his door just to watch him squirm and ask if there is something wrong with his phone
tweetbaby14 18
TAKE THAT JEN! If you are Jen...
aventuraluv 4
Then you should be glad he broke it off cause he's obviously an idiot
daeshon222 0
Maybe you intimidate him ahha
muckler 1
It's probably because you're crazy