Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
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Comments (132)
jackol9 4
He meant "no more drama".
berossm 7
I'm going with OP is psycho and he made a smart move.
mike3775 39
Its really not that big of deal if there isn't any kids involved. The mother of my twins simply packed all her stuff while I was at work one night and left the kids at my moms(and told her that she and I were going out) and left. Never saw her again. I wonder if there was an underlying reason why the guy would simply change the number to dump the OP though, we are not getting the entire story here
iftheglovefits 0
I'm so sorry. That must be horrible. I wish you and your kids the best.
Shelta957 13
Your picture makes the comment slightly creepy
DivineSunshine 1
You don't need a spineless guy like that. Move on...
perdix 31
He didn't break up with you, he's just testing you. Instead of making it easy to call him, he wants you to make the effort to show up unannounced to prove your love. Watching over him while he sleeps would be a nice touch. Find a spot in a tree outside his window and make sure you are heavily armed so you can protect him.
VeganVampyre 27
Hmm... This sounds vaguely familiar... Been reading Twilight lately, have we?
perdix 31
Nope, but have been seeing bits and pieces of Fatal Attraction on TV lately. A lot of good tips on how an apparently scorned woman can reclaim her man. And also some ideas that don't work. Bunny-boiling is not an effective technique.
VeganVampyre 27
That may be true, but that doesn't make it an okay thing to do. When my boyfriend dumped me through a text, he said it was because he didn't like to see me upset. What I got from that, though, was that he was a coward who didn't really care about upsetting me, just so long as he didn't have to see it or deal with it face to face.
mullfritt 12
What an asshole! Give me his Number so I can f..... Oh right......
harof1c 0
Pussy
Fiskerz 0
I think that says more about you then it does about OPs ex... Just sayin..
_OutOfLuck_ 2
This happened to me once. I was in a relationship and all was well then one day nothing. Two months later he text me saying sorry for ignoring me but he didn't know how to end it. Nobody deserves to be treated like they don't matter so FYL op