Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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Top comments
illabye 0
Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."
lizard399 0
Meow! Cause he's a pussy..
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Comments (132)
kyleu 0
30 I was thinking the same thing.
badmike89 6
Hate to tell you this but one of the many signs of a true player I did that once but I was breaking up with 4 at once
snlaurenbb 3
I'm thinking bullshit
aliLu 0
you mean your ex-boyfriend
88sforlife 0
Do u mean ex boyfriend op?
DoubleCross 9
don't drop that thun thun thun
TheDrunkPanda 3
Did he know you were his girlfriend?
wolfette0008 1
Correction. Ex-boyfriend.
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL.
PRpandaz 6
Sounds like your boyfriend's a little bitch.
inmyhead_128 2
wow...sounds like something my ex-boyfriend would do...and he was a douchebag! =/