Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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perdix 31
Does she know she's your "girlfriend," or are you a crazy stalker and she is your prey?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Maybe she wanted you to come with her?? Maybe you were about to have the best sex of your life but didn't realize it!
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Comments (109)
MillerBeerTime 5
Sounds like my ex...don't waste your time bro its not worth the effort if the bitch can't give you a glint of respect and say something more than "I'm going to bed". You're disperse better my friend!
msilikegrapes 8
maybe she didnt like that fact that you have a bigger ****** than she does
klrfish1968 0
Yep:D
darkinners 6
sign of she's not loving you anymore
xlLuCkYChArMIx 0
Whether she was tired, mad, confused, or at a loss for words, it doesn't matter. If u love someone or even just care about them, u would give a response in this scenario. It could be pouring ur heart out in return, saying u feel the same way, a kiss, a hug, or even just a sincere smile would help him acknowledge u care and were listening. Unless she actually did and u are just being a bit overly sensitive or it wasn't the response u were hoping for lol. I'd say give it a week n see what happens. She might surprise u with something..sometimes people need some time to process. I'm sure u took some time to figure out what u were going to say to her as well ;).
GUNN1313 3
Your a man act like one men don't pour their feelings out. Come to think about it men don't have feelings we have one feeling at a time witch should be bottled up and never spoken of.
xlLuCkYChArMIx 0
What a sad way to live. God bless you.
xlLuCkYChArMIx 0
Wow, you sure like jumpin to conclusions n doggin on the ladies don't ya? Forget useless stereotypes, schemas, and whatever you may have witnessed in the past. How about you attempt to let women prove you wrong before you make such conclusions on half of the world's population? I can honestly tell you that I have never given the advice "kick him in the balls" to any friend of mine. Some of us women still have class, just so you know ;).
helloandfuckyou2 1
Same thing has happened to me before. Except I was in your shoes.
HayleyNicole94 0
I do that with my bf, and when he gets pissy, I make him a sandwhich:)
False_Stupidity 42
Don't be quick to judge her she may of had a hard day and didn't know what to say.tell her again in person and if she brushes u off I'd dump her