Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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perdix 31
Does she know she's your "girlfriend," or are you a crazy stalker and she is your prey?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Maybe she wanted you to come with her?? Maybe you were about to have the best sex of your life but didn't realize it!
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Comments (109)
trollierthanthou 1
it is kind like when a girl says they love you on a spur of the moment and they are just frozen in shock and hesitate. It just sounds funny to some people. Do not just assume she does not care,OP. She may have not have heard you,either. In a few days just either confront her or say it again.
anarchistpunk 3
Dude, that sucks. But maybe if shes been with you for two years, and if you're comfortable around her enough, then just tell her that it kind of hurt. I mean, you already were pouring out your heart anyway.
trollierthanthou 1
What if this is actually how it went down? i am thinking maybe like she is washing dishes or something and you are standing near her and telling her you love her. But as soon as you finish saying it she is done washing dishes and says," Okay, I am done I am going to bed." See the problem here?
badidea92 2
Been there my friend
pimpcracker 8
u should've responded with... OK I was just practicing my speach for this girl at work I'm head over heels for
kenta_fml 0
did she continue "And you're coming with me?"
imani132 6
Wow...what a heartless you know what. If you would have told me that stuff, I would have listened and then at least stayed with you afterwards. Who knows, you might would have needed me.
deyona 0
Thts burnt :P
BRInyx 0
dump her lol... id hug him tighlty and say thanks i love you too
mhopper 13
Maybe the way he expressed it did not seem genuine. He could have a sarcastic tone, making anything he says sound like a joke... In that case anyone would have just brushed it off!