Today, at work at a psych hospital, I saw a lady get out of a Lyft with two other people. The lady went into the lobby, while the two other people went to admissions. I asked the lady in the lobby if she was lost or needed help finding admissions, thinking she was family of the other two. Turns out she works in a different building. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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L0life29 6
this made no sense
Elizabeth Burley 22
If you're serious and don't know, it's like an Uber, a car service you can call if you need a ride. If you're being sarcastic, then lol, good one.
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Gubbon 17
What's a Lyft? An elevator?
Elizabeth Burley 22
If you're serious and don't know, it's like an Uber, a car service you can call if you need a ride. If you're being sarcastic, then lol, good one.
L0life29 6
this made no sense
easybree 10
LOOOL aw omg mind your business next time OP! :(