Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Looks like you brought a knife to a gunfight.
A Frenchy in Eire 31
That's the equivalent of saying : "don't be surprised you got stabbed, if you playfully swatted someone on the arm".
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RichardPencil 32
Looks like you brought a knife to a gunfight.
bobsanction 18
Don't start a war you aint prepared to win.
saberjpg 6
It's not fun, but think about how cleaned out you will be. It's like a detox :D
mekiswrite 21
Well, since you're in the hospital, you have plenty of time to think of your killing stroke. Don't disappoint.
Mathalamus 25
You deserved that. Never, ever do any pranks unless you are prepared for just that.
A Frenchy in Eire 31
That's the equivalent of saying : "don't be surprised you got stabbed, if you playfully swatted someone on the arm".
what 1
Most prank situations are for the most part in good fun, but when somebody ends up in the hospital I think it’s a little hard to say that person deserved it, the brother probably should have read the instructions on the laxatives
WaluigiKnuckles 5
what I want to know is what it was that you did that made him do that
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow,that's a SHITTY way to get back at you for a prank. That must have been some prank! What did you do to him? We need answers!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow,that's a SHITTY way to get back at you for a prank. That must have been some prank! What did you do to him? We need answers!
Hangryko 32
I hope you pressed charges.