Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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perdix 31
Does she know she's your "girlfriend," or are you a crazy stalker and she is your prey?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Maybe she wanted you to come with her?? Maybe you were about to have the best sex of your life but didn't realize it!
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Comments (109)
TylerDirty 15
If it was like 3 am then okay she kind of had the right to do that, but if not she could just be the type of person that doesn't like expressing how they "feel" and that was just getting to much for her.
sammy_mojo 7
Well damn, maybe two years just isn't long enough for her to truly express how she feels. This relationship may very well be one of those that last around 10 years before she's ready to marry, which is the desired outcome eventually I'm assuming, if you truly love this girl so much. Good luck!
jerseyboy732 16
if you've been with her for 2 years idt you need to pour your heart out. I'm pretty sure she already knows how much you love her
francescabella 1
AGREED!!! It comes off as they are obsessed or something if they "pour their heart out too often". Maybe like the 6 month mark is a good spot but if they know you love them.. Why be creepy about it lol
suzieQgirl 1
What does pouring heart out consist of? You telling her how crappy YOU feel, what a rough day YOU had!!! Maybe she's sick of your whining!
KeyboardWarrior 10
He poured his heart out to HER, meaning he told her how deeply in love he is with her.
Tempest559 12
You could be right. I didn't think of it that way.
DuffleBagHero 4
Then get a different type of girl. This time, one that will listen. But then again maybe she wasn't in the mood to be all lovey dovey but then again maybe she's just not that into you.
emilyjgraham 34
surely he's poured her heart out because she's the type of girl he wants?
laevatin 2
If I was tired as ****, and some guy poured his heart out to me, and if I replied: "I wanna go to bed." from my opinion I wouldn't give a shit about what's he's talking about. I'm just saying. And that's kindda rude. Show some respect if someone is talking seriously, it's not like he's talking crap. Sorry OP, I hope next time she'll pay attention and reply the same.
immaMonsta 8
That was pretty insensitive of her...but if you've been together two years, you shouldn't have to pour your heart out. She should already know how you feel. I hope everything works out for you.
tomtato 10
Women, just like she says 'i'm fine' when she isn't. 'I'm going to bed' means i'm gonna give you a good time, you should've followed her OP! can't really comment otherwise without more info.
msday90 2
Sounds like someone just wasted two years of his life.
Angelrose2004 17
My fiancé is always pouring his heart out to me about how much he loves me and wants to be with me forever... Yada yada. And I just don't know how to respond besides "that's real sweet. I love you too." But of course we go through this at least 3 times a day! My point being though, is that maybe she didn't grow up in a home with parents all mushy like that; so she doesn't know how to respond either... But that's just my outlook.
iStrukk 7
What else do you go through 3 times a day ;)
Angelrose2004 17
I'll take toilet paper rolls as my final answer, Regis. ;)