Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
owmyfoot
Sacramento, United States
Shine on
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Everest
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
Ballshurt
United States
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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DahkLohd 4
At least you found it! It could have been worse...I could have stepped on it instead.
Clumsyblonde22 12
I've done that before. Really hurts!
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Comments (110)
Po1ntBlank 0
This is a fancy way to get I stepped on a tack confirmed on fml
makbeck 0
Seriously though. If this is a FML moment, then you need to get a real life.
Shadow111 0
that kills
Rick1969 6
This makes me wonder who moderates some of this stuff. I've posted far worse things that have happened me, and not had a single one make it.
ravlol 6
Right? i have made some FMLs that are far more better in ways of irony and such, looking at it from a strangers point of veiw and not one published. Then again, just stating bad problems in your life isn't going to make it, like saying "Today, I was running when i tripped and hit my face in the pavement, now i need 16 stitches, FML" or something. But keep submitting sooner or later you'll make one! :)
Slayerfan408 6
yeah but you guys make fake ones and it's pretty obvious they're fake.
Cjmw 7
This is why Blutack is awesome.
Reyninthedesert 0
dude use sticky tack
BLK161096 4
Theres this fabulous new invention here in the twenty-first century.. it's called tape.
kissyface13 0
it doesnt hurt that bad. go step on a bear trap then you can bitch.not saying iv done that but the tack thing happens at least 2 times a week.suck it up
BiggChieff14 1
i did that lots of time. feels like someone is pinching you hard as ****! lol.
bebefer 8
So? I once stepped on a toothpick. More that 3/4 of it went in my foot. A teeny thumbtack isn't so bad.