Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. While under the influence of the drugs, I tried to speak Japanese. Later, my Japanese roommate informed me that I was saying "I am a weasel" over and over again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
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tranced_ 45
I'm a weasel and I'm otterly offended !
ajh1800 25
I don't understand how this is an FML? It just seems like a funny story to me...it could have been a lot worse like if the surgery didn't go well or if you had tried to grope the doctor while on the drugs.
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tranced_ 45
I'm a weasel and I'm otterly offended !
ajh1800 25
I don't understand how this is an FML? It just seems like a funny story to me...it could have been a lot worse like if the surgery didn't go well or if you had tried to grope the doctor while on the drugs.
mattyiscool123 26
...or confessed to something nobody knew about
ThatGuy9679 13
Sounds like you ran into Perona
JasonThorn 23
I R BABOON! Someone had to say it.
Arashikage 18
I'm so glad someone remembers that show
Glowworm56 27
You don't need pants for the victory dance Cuz Baboon's better than Weasel I.R. Baboon big star of cartoon I am Weasel! I.R. Baboon reigns king in his mind He's just as good as the weaselly kind But round every corner he's going to find I am Weasel! I am Weasel! I am Weasel!
Nadine 21
First of all, THE NOSTALGIA. Secondly, how did we all just accept that cartoon so nonchalantly and wtf was going on with tv shows when we were children?
MidnaLink 35
I’m guessing you’re a Naruto fan as well?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Ore wa weasel desu ka!
RichardPencil 32
I think you’re turning Japanese I think you’re turning Japanese I really think so.
DanielleinDC 34
People say all sorts of screwy things after coming out of anesthesia (or sedatives). If you were speaking Japanese (or had the presence of mind to try to speak Japanese), even if it was something screwy like that, you're more accomplished than most people. (I assume that Japanese is not your first language.)
Glowworm56 27
So basically, David After Dentist--Japanese edition?
ChromoTec 24
Well, 私はイタチ好きです。