Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
owmyfoot
Sacramento, United States
Shine on
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Everest
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
Ballshurt
United States
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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DahkLohd 4
At least you found it! It could have been worse...I could have stepped on it instead.
Clumsyblonde22 12
I've done that before. Really hurts!
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xX504DBXx 0
aren't you just lucky.
maybaybe 0
ouch :/
tonyv90 0
This reminds me of the time when i was with my gf. I was getting out of her bed and i grabbed onto the desk for support when i felt this sharp pain at the tip of my thumb... I look at it and realize i have one of her studded earrings going into the tip of my thumb :S
GOLD_STAR 0
yikes...ouch
phatdaddy62 23
Could've been worse. Heeeyyyyyy. Sit on it! yes. I'm that ******* old.
perdix 31
The other day I was just explaining to my daughter who The Fonz was. You're not the only dinosaur here ;)
chokolatecandie1 6
ouch that hurts .....
phatdaddy62 23
You must be Doogie Howser. all you youngsters google that shit.
kroenckesaur123 0
ouch!!
xXDubbleChic 11
and that's y I use tape!! ;)
LifeIsCruelFML 0
lol the way you wrote this was hilarious