Anonymous
Australia
Social media was a mistake
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Thanks guys
Richmond, United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
SupportPage
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Torrance, United States
What have I done now?
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
beccabooyah
United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Butler, United States
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Needsanewjob
United States
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Sallyfromtheseashore
United States
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
tanya
Canada
Taco Bell, huh?
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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TheHarvest 7
thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.
mansen 15
Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...
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chgreen53 3
don't feel bad. I have irritable bowl and I can't eat anything spicy or greasy and it's really messed with me. I feel your pain on this but just know, you're not alone.
xxsadie03xx 7
I can't eat red meat, greasy food, most veggies and fruits, and dairy
neeni88 23
I have IBS too and greasy and spicy foods as well as dairy wreak havoc on my digestive system. But for some reason, I can't give those foods up - especially dairy. I think I must also suffer from some form of masochism.
Callilah 13
Embrace it!
nikolkaw 9
Maybe your Facebook friends will support you too.
YourVoiceofReasn 6
At least it wasn't ****.
justbeingcool 9
I know your pain
thepokemonkid 9
sounds irritating
RVAriverRAT88 9
That's a shity situation
Astroman129 7
speaking as a Crohn's patient, I can sympathize. Feel better! And call me up if you ever need some laxatives/magnesium citrate.
tildoorf84 7
well they know you're not full of shit
taurusxdee 10
Check to see if you have gallstones. I unknowingly had them for 4 yrs, bc mh doctors ruled it out to be IBS. Going for surgery.