Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
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ajlopez 18
Did you like the page?
OhWhoCares 42
Maybe you should be more careful about things you say to people, OP.
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OhWhoCares 42
Maybe you should be more careful about things you say to people, OP.
Cian_1 28
Totally agree, there has to have been a reason for this page. Time to review your actions, OP!
funsizedliz 16
"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George."
lexa1love 16
Thank you!! That's the first thought I had when I read this post. You go Glen Coco.
dragonrider1959 18
It might just be an ex girlfriend that he had a bad breakup with
gracehi 33
I'm thinking that OP must have done something worse than simply saying hurtful things to prompt multiple people to form a support group. I'm actually in an online support group for people victimized by my ex husband, and he truly is a monster. I don't even classify him as a human being.
AudioBoss 12
Says the giant unicorn ***** flying through the rainbow scattered sky's. Tell me your secrets flying unicorn *****.
ActionFearo 39
Is this post grammatically slaughtered for anyone else? Nothing is spelled correctly and it looks terrible.
VeganVampyre 27
Thank you, 132, that makes sense. I was wondering why suddenly none of the posts had been edited... Looks like when you're moderating the unpublished ones.
chloechemtob 4
?
immunetoinsanity 23
I agree. And would also like to add; when someone tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
17031990 20
I think this is probably a case of **** there life more then **** your life!
ajlopez 18
Did you like the page?
Bricktothehead 21
I'm wonderung how the page defined "hurt"...
BobbieH 19
#15 I am too. My assumption is that they mean it the way interventions mean hurt by someone. Wondering if this was an intervention tactic or maybe a pre-intervention support page for those that would be present at an intervention?
eureka_fml 6
Maybe OP shouldn't continue to harass his victims.
Brandi_Faith 34
Wow I just noticed how that FML was spelt. Makes me wonder if he made fun of how people talk? Maybe people with accents or speech impediments.
Brandi_Faith 34
Ok and now I'm realizing its April fools. I was seriously questioning how I didn't notice the spelling mistakes the first time I read this FML and wondering how all the grammar nazi's on here didn't see it. You guys had me going through all the comments to see if I was just crazy and to see if no one else noticed. Very good FML staff, very good.
Johnatron 18
Sorry OP but you seem like you might be a bully. If you are you should really be more thoughtful because you could really hurt some people.
jables38 11
No shit...that's what the page is for.
peacheso 31
Time for some reflections. Be careful how you treat people. You may never when you'll need them.
timb1234 13
Asshole
zenrael 21
Are you an awful person or aren't you?
ballbags 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Be you man and if people don't like it ****-em. People can't handle the truth sometimes
BlockOfRedStone 25
People always say "Be yourself", but honestly if you're a ******* jack-ass douche then don't be yourself. Change yourself, and then be yourself.
Welshite 40
#14: As someone who has been bullied relentlessly over the course of my life, I have to agree. People made my life absolutely miserable, and now I have deep trust issues and find it very hard to make friends. Bullies are petty, insecure, and small-minded people who abuse others to feel superior. It is tragic and terrible.
JustinJK 21
People say that I'm "mean" and "an asshole'. I just don't beat around the bush. I'm blunt and honest. If people don't like it, that's not my fault. life is too short to spare people's feelings. I'm not going to pretend to be nice to people so that they'll like me. my father isn't at the top of the foor chain by being nice.
AllSoul 23
Welshite, I want to be your friend after reading that...
JustinJK 21
Welshite, too bad I don't need you to be my friend. I'm secure with my friend group as it is now.
Welshite 40
Thank you, AllSoul, it would be a pleasure to call you friend. One thing I've learned is that there are hundreds of decent people for every bad one. It doesn't make it easier, but we can try our best to see the good.
AllSoul 23
#78, I can see why people call you an asshole, was there any need for that?
AllSoul 23
I'm glad you realise it's them who are tragic and small minded. And most likely are shit friends. I'm sure the friends you do have, love you and think you rock. It's all about quality and not quantity.
angeluv_2014 22
damn the people that came here didn't used to be so wimpy
karan17thakkar 4
I agree, they really need to be careful of what they say and do. Just because they don't have balls, doesn't mean they have to steal from others!
fakedsincerity 32
If there are multiple people who have been hurt by you maybe you are doing something hurtful, even if unintentionally, maybe message some of the people to try and right some wrongs. (:
Soninuva 41
Your username makes me question your comment.
fakedsincerity 32
ha. I have regretted the name since I made it in an angsty emo moment. :P
Soninuva 41
I know what you mean; I don't regret mine, per se, but I created it years ago, and used it for a lot of sites, so it's what I remember best, though ironically I don't remember how I came up with it (and strangely enough, people have either come up with the same name, or copied it, because I've seen it used on other sites that I know I haven't created an account on).
bluestrawberry17 17
Is your name Regina George?
rebelbelle 17
maybe she/he needs to lose 3 pounds :P
AcieMcG 21
Beat me to it lol
oathkeeper99 31
Hands up if you have ever felt personally victimised by Regina George
cjigsss95 12
What is so wrong about that Nigerian athlete?