Social media was a mistake
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
TheHarvest 7
thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.
mansen 15
Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...
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Comments (86)
young_weezy_fml 3
at least it wasn't a **** group
knotcool 15
I'd like to know why an IBS support group has the option to share on Facebook. Isn't that sort of thing usually private?
xxsadie03xx 7
The one I'm in is private
chanellgymnast 17
Life would be so much better without social media.
MrPlopper 9
Yet, here we are!
Jemm_fml 29
I'm just here to downvote the overused "that's a shitty situation" puns. Carry on.
ambitiousnygrl 17
I had a similar experience when I was reading a WebMD article on chronic constipation and I didn't realize I was still logged into my fb account. Deleted it as quickly as hell, but not without getting a few comments first. My advice: unjoin the group, log out of fb, rejoin the group and stay logged out for a few days. Good luck and feel better!
xxsadie03xx 7
I have Ibs as well . I'm in a group on fb as well, and its private. Look up Ibs safe haven
ZombieSazza 34
Don't be ashamed of the IBS illness, it's a lot more popular than you tho m. I suffer from it due to my pain meds (codeine) as they bung you up. I hope you find the support you need, but seriously, don't be ashamed for having an illness like that, you can't help it. :)
kirdypie 14
doesn't it usually ask you before sharing with Facebook? every site I've been on does. You kinda deserve it. that being said there's really nothing to be ashamed of IBS is fairly common
Zebediabolical 45
I'm only voting YDI because everything links to Facebook and people should know to look for it by now.
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Why would that even be an option...?