Anonymous
Australia
Social media was a mistake
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Thanks guys
Richmond, United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
SupportPage
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Torrance, United States
What have I done now?
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
beccabooyah
United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Butler, United States
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Needsanewjob
United States
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Sallyfromtheseashore
United States
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
tanya
Canada
Taco Bell, huh?
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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TheHarvest 7
thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.
mansen 15
Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...
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Ambient25 25
One of my old roommates apparently watched midget **** one day and had it actually auto-link to his Facebook activity. Hahahaha he never heard the end of it.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
What's wrong with midget ****?
Mr_Satan 11
I know, right!? That shit's ******' hilarious.
skyeyez9 25
*watches as midget climbs up the woman's leg to hump her*
SMHsohard 22
Came home after a long day at work, read this post-now my husband wants to know why I'm laughing like a crazy person, and I can't keep it together long enough to tell him!
Likian5 26
And THIS is why I choose not to have a facebook...
sum42guy2k 6
Were your first words "aw crap" or "oh shit"
buddy51 23
Sorry, OP, its crappy that your loose finger's outed you like a stool pigeon! That's really gonna cramp your style on Facebook!
rosenkrieger223 24
Just.... No.
IvyPalin 7
Just delete the post....
AGB10 19
I think you need to change your name, address, FB..FML
iiTzNeeNerz 26
LoL It could always be worse OP. Lets just hope your friends have mercy on you.
vicky4321 6
I'm still laughing at all the downvotes on the crappy puns.
perdix 31
Why do you need a group to support your irritable bowels? Isn't that what your pelvis is for? The good news is now your entire social circle is going to know the real reason you are cranky, and it's not just garden-variety bitchiness. I don't know if that's going to make anyone want to hang around with you anymore, but at least their judgment of you will be less harsh. That's kind of a win :D
xxsadie03xx 7
It helps to be able to vent to others on your symptoms and what works or doesn't work
cryssycakesx3 23
lol. it's funny to me when people don't get perdix's humor. I happened yo look forward to it.
stimpy12 5
i hate how things can link to your fb