Today, I spent half an hour trying to convince my husband not to re-enact a video he saw online of a guy tying some rope to a running chainsaw, then swinging it around his head. He finally agreed not to do something so stupid. A few hours later, he did it anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
Today, after my husband yelled at me for wasting money by getting my nails done, I decided to buy the supplies and watch YouTube to figure out how to do them myself. He then yelled at me for wasting money on the supplies. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML
Today, my husband and son had their first DIY project. Less than 30 minutes later, our son’s crying in his room. Turns out my husband is just like his dad. “WHY ARE YOU STANDING DOING NOTHING? PASS ME THE THING. NOT THAT THING, THE OTHER THING. HERE, I’LL DO IT MYSELF. PAY ATTENTION, GOD DAMMIT.” FML
Today, my husband told me he didn't want me to get power tools to build things, because he thinks a miter saw and a sanding orbiter are more dangerous than guns. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
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taymichele16 15
So how much is the hospital bill?
tigerisabelle 31
Should have let Darwin take his course
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Comments (70)
TurquoiseJesus 15
to my knowledge, this isnt inherently nearly as dangerous as people are making it out to be. Just because a chainsaw is on doesnt mean it can cut anything. 97% of the danger comes from swinging a giant mostly metal bit of machinery around one's head.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I suspect it would still cut, just maybe not chop any limbs off
silversolo 15
Is he still alive?
ThePez828 18
I just read this to my husband and he seriously said, "Okay, what's wrong about that?" Really? Let us never get our husbands together, OP.
RedPillSucks 33
California chainsaw massacre. short movie cause the guy wielding the chainsaw dies in the first 5 minutes
Mathias1188 7
Steve McGranahan, World's Strongest Redneck. Didn't give him a clue as to the stupidity of the video?
moodyreallyrocks 27
I hope he's alright..
heartofhannah 28
This needs a follow up.
Alexandria79 22
torn on this but gonna go with YDI. you married him. lol
Brandon1000 10
I feel like OP needs to post a follow up
Railroader 16
Stupid is as stupid does