Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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lol_everyday 0
even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?
c0w 0
As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.
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Comments (185)
brandnew02 0
oh my god, that's terrible! who the **** steps on something that big anyways!
mikki_doodle 0
ok 1..ur bf is nun 2 bright..ha. nyways u shuld have first made him clean it up, got a new hampster..then got a smarter bf
mylifeisnotfuckd 0
what a dumbass! mouses and hamsters dont look alike. and even if it were a mouse, why would you step on it!?!
Fataliity 2
Mice.*
neonoodle 0
you need to dump that psychopath.
Lotus_Eater 0
Your boyfriend is an idiot.
sykora_fml 0
tell your class you have an asshole for a boyfriend that enjoys stomping on creatures.... dick
lolyouareanidiot 0
58, yes they do. They are nasty, disease spreading pieces of shit. They should die.
arques 0
What's with everybody's bizarre ways of killing animals? I mean seriously who looks at a mouse and think to themselves "hmm I should step on this".
Arkvoodle 0
How do you mistake a hamster for a mouse???
gleidu77 0
hamsters look nothing like mice. and your boyfriend is a huge freak, please dump him.