Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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lol_everyday 0
even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?
c0w 0
As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.
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Comments (185)
reptyle216 0
Has it occured to you guys that #11 might be sarcastic with his "woman's work" line? Yeah it's gross that he STEPPED on a rodent in the first place, but why didn't *he* clean it up afterwards? What did he do, go to you and say, "Clean up what I killed, woman!" and grunt? I mean really...
pizzle 0
that's what you get for dating the type of person who would even step on an animal like that. terrible.
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Your boyfriend must be really poor if he stomps on mice.
FML625 0
seriously why the hell would you step on a mouse?!!!
WWiD 0
This nudges up to 97% the percentage of stories that aren't true on this site.
annis_fml 0
POOR HAMSTER!!!!
laleona 0
why the HELL would you stomp on anything? your bf is retarded.
nugs_fml 0
let the kindergarteners stomp your boyfriend, its only fair.
GrimGreen 0
I call bullshit. There's no way your mistaking a hamster for a mouse. Hamsters are cute too. I wanna stomp on your boyfriends skull. (even though this is probably fake) http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hamster1.jpg
Lobster_fml 0
Awwe, poor baby hamster! =(