Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, my boyfriend came across an old poem I wrote. I like to write horror stuff, but he was disturbed, called it “silly” and “sad”, and said he didn’t want to have a girlfriend who thinks about stuff like that. I'm now discouraged from becoming a writer. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
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redbluegreen 41
It's cool that you had the guts to gave him a poem you wrote yourself, but you really shouldn't write about how vulnerable someone makes you feel. And they're a little overdone, making them even more corny. Not everyone appreciates poetry though.
ZiggyMorrison 0
most guys dont like poems specially love poems you should have just told him how you felt its not that hard
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redbluegreen 41
It's cool that you had the guts to gave him a poem you wrote yourself, but you really shouldn't write about how vulnerable someone makes you feel. And they're a little overdone, making them even more corny. Not everyone appreciates poetry though.
danielr1219 0
change vulnerable to horny and he'll like it
facilitator 0
^ you need to be the representative of all guys everywhere
ilikeboys 0
what a winner you got there
acelucas 0
Nice picture
knewt14 0
your hot
Hustlinpimp 0
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Girls shouldn't write poems for guys. What are you living in, the 18th century?
Shanratt 0
She's not... Maybe you are? Do you also think they should stay inside their parents until they get married and not go to school?
Topasofmagic 17
Why shouldn't girls write poems for guys? No matter what century it is, it's always nice to receive a poem from someone. :)
Avaquin 0
well, maybe it wasn't a very good poem (no offence)
mayhembaby 0
what a dick. but yeah i kind of agree with #3. it's a little creepy.
xinfin1a 0
Wow, well sorry about that...Hopefully things will get better. Just forget about him. He's nothing but a loser.
ilikeboys 0
let him keep thinking you didn't write it though....
jem1991 0
YDI for not being a better poet.
jem1991 0
YDI for not being a better poet.
jonnymohio 2
I agree with #3. Write poetry for yourself and then publish a book or perform it in a beatnik bar. But don't write it for a guy, big turnoff.