Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
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kscott88 0
Next time - pluck.
HookEmTexas07 0
Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.
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Hellsno 0
that is why you shoud have PLUCKED!
burn_n_violet 0
Whenever you need to pluck something, always do it after taking a hot shower. it hurts 20 times less.
ayashe 2
FYL, I hate it when doctors keep med students around.
rockmum 0
I have hair on mine too!!!
This_GuY_929 0
well... guys have hair on theirs too... so.. whats soo wrong? i mean like the top of your head there might be a problem... but humans have hair all over their body (mostly) so... if its like one of two... is it that muuch of a problem?
blacklite69 0
Dude, they're called TWEEZERS - christ. YDI.
blindwhisper 0
lmao. u'r lucky there were only 8 ... in my school we're about 15 or so, discussing a case at a time. don't worry about it, i'm sure they got another unusual case the next day and already forgot about it.
sychedelix 0
if it makes you feel any better, when I was 18, I got kicked out of my parents house and had to live with 11 of my friends in this tiny 2 bedroom efficiency apartment. I got body lice from the bedding I was using after these two stoners had sex in the closet I was using as my bedroom. I didn't have a car so I had to call my mom and not only did I have to tell her why I needed her to take me to the doctor, but when we got there, I had a doctor and 3 PA's practically bury their faces in my exposed crotch so they could look closely at the specimens. :-(
sychedelix 0
if it makes you feel any better, when I was 18, I got kicked out of my parents house and had to live with 11 of my friends in this tiny 2 bedroom efficiency apartment. I got body lice from the bedding I was using after these two stoners had sex in the closet I was using as my bedroom. I didn't have a car so I had to call my mom and not only did I have to tell her why I needed her to take me to the doctor, but when we got there, I had a doctor and 3 PA's practically bury their faces in my exposed crotch so they could look closely at the specimens. :-(
i_am_not_normal 0
Next time try nair.