Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
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kscott88 0
Next time - pluck.
HookEmTexas07 0
Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.
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Comments (93)
ericasthename 0
:( I don't know how I feel about this but that would still be embarassing anyways. fyl
failsatlife23 0
hair on your NIPPS? ttly weird
Aha09 1
Nipple-free is the way to be, kids.
cheetahboo2010 5
Wax 'em, that should be fuuuun ;) FYL
Starbucksgirl 0
Honestly, I have hairy nipples myself. When I had my first boyfriend a few years ago I made the mistake of shaving them because my d-bag boytoy didn't like them and ripped one out with his teeth. Then they grew back a lot thicker. My boyfriend now is totally smitten with everything about me, so they don't bother him. I'm still embarassed by them so I just trim them with some scissors. (And since my nipples are inverted there isn't really any chance of them getting cut off)
reecescuphoe 0
i..feel bad
cowgod 0
would waxing completely rip off the nipple?
screwthat 0
thats what am wondering about :P
wolfy_fml 5
No, but it would ******* HURT. If anything, depilatory cream (Nair/Neet) would be best.
DeathShad0 1
Yeah, yeah people. Were mammals, thus were hairy etc. etc... But what about excessive hair? I feel sorry for people who have that.
gmogos92 0
legally, you arn't required to allow them to be there. they will use you as an example to a few med students, but you don't have to talk to any of them if you don't want to, and you don't have to let them into your room
Kayleecstasy 0
This makes me cringe...I couldn't even imagine how painful that would be.