Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
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kscott88 0
Next time - pluck.
HookEmTexas07 0
Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.
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Comments (93)
beckl 5
Love how things are so hairy in this FML
plaidideal 0
That's why plucking is worth it.
silver_morning 16
Actually, having hairy nipples is a common thing in women. Having a lot of hair though is a condition that can be fixed with laser or electrolysis. If you choose to wax it, don't do it yourself, have a professional do it since it is a really sensitive area and doing it badly can lead to bleeding and bruising.
morgan2552 0
Sounds like a hairy situation.
sammyjo06 14
Hair in unwanted places is completely normal for all of us. Don't feel bad about it. I'm a woman and I have little single hairs occasionally sprout on my neck, chin, and chest. They're few enough and far in between that I can just tweeze them, but I understand it's easier sometimes to just shave. Don't worry, though -- as a pharmacy student who has had to conduct patient interviews in hospitals before, this is not the kind of stuff we talk to each other and laugh about. We typically only make fun of a patient if we know they are lying to our face, but we have to pretend like they're not. Otherwise, it would probably be more like, "Wow. She almost sliced her nipple off. That really sucks. Sounds painful." No one would say, "Why does she have hair on her nipples?" We've seen WAY weirder than that, trust me.
aa1717 12
Something's off about this, pretty sure they have to have your permission first..
peak4u 10
WAX !!!!!
tcdta 6
Be careful - Don't clip your nips!
fantasyworld 39
It's normal to have hair everywhere but you might have excessive hair growth. The students are trained in bedside manners and know not to talk or make fun of patients.
Bearsmomma 30
Students! I gave birth to my son with 4 or 5 students hovering (along with the doctor, and a nurse or two) at my ******. Good times...ugh. That delivery room was packed! The NICU nurses were in there too because mine was a high risk pregnancy. My mom, husband, and an anesthesiologist were there. It was like a party, with incredible turnout. lmao.