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Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

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That's when you tell him "and I've met assholes in my life, but never like you."

There's no way I'm the only one wondering what OP did to merit that remark. Waiting on the follow up..

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That's when you tell him "and I've met assholes in my life, but never like you."

Kl0wnPunch 8

weakest comeback possible.

Hoping for a kiss? I guess ignorance is bliss.

Just because you're stupid doesn't mean you're not a hot kisser.

Ouch. Well, at least it saves you the time of wondering if he'd be a suitable match for you.

"Everyone is an idiot. Just on different subjects." -Will Rogers

There's no way I'm the only one wondering what OP did to merit that remark. Waiting on the follow up..

Don't hold your breath. Every idiot thinks they're a genius.

you are not

Google translate makes people say the darnedest things.

Take it as a constructive criticism

iamscott 16

Talk about a low blow... ouch