Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Top comments
science-teacher 15
Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time
ProximityToDeath 20
Owww, even thinking about that hurts!
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Comments (77)
hugoni2000 20
Ouch...
crudeandrudeguy 29
If I was you I would be more concerned that your nipple is in your armpit. Lol
devinaww 15
he was enroute, probably passing by the nipple to the armpit
science-teacher 15
Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time
jonny201 11
You mean the nip of time?
DUBSTEPER98 15
Nope. Nick sounds better
Emmamazing 26
I can't imagine how painful that would be. That really sucks OP
TrippingOnAcid 29
I had mine pierced. That hurt like hell, and I'm sure it's a thousand times worse than that
amileah13 26
That's like my worst nightmare. Ugh, I feel your pain honey. Good luck with the recovery on that op!
ProximityToDeath 20
Owww, even thinking about that hurts!
shells3173 16
ouch, I hope it wasn't too bad.
fringeisawesome 19
Did u finish shaving? Nah jk that must really hurt. FYL
JohnnyKade 25
This is why men don't shave. To avoid such tragedies.
Seabass_Chan 33
I shave. But then again, I'm gay. So... take whatever stereotype from that you will.
Selene1090 26
Not that I personally care what people think of me, but a lot of girls are self conscious if they don't because women are typically expected to shave.
MandieL 27
I know a lot of men that shave, or at least trim. It helps cut down on smell if you perspire lots. I wish I could get my husband to trim.
big_country12 17
I shave and I'm completely straight,. It just looks a whole lot cleaner
getindoe69 17
Yeah I don't know any guys that shave their pits...
LowExpectations 30
I shave my arm pits since I sweat a lot and don't want that hair collecting the odor.
d_i_a_l_a 10
Omfg I would've cut her in her sleep as revenge.
17031990 20
Yes because I'm sure the mother planned it all out and waited until she was certain that OP was shaving until she knocked on the door....
1dvs_bstd 41
You sound like a psychopath, seriously.
nezumii_fml 12
I can never shave again after reading this.