Intimacy: So frustrating

So frustrating

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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Flammin8 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:03

respect his wishes?

BelleElle_fml 5

Monday 13 December 2010 20:33

Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!

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arizonalizards 0

Saturday 24 December 2016 4:10

Reminds me of the old reminds me of the old Beatles song Beatles song where he goes off to sleep in the bath

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 August 2017 22:17

I don't see why you're complaining to begin with, he exercises his self control and has no desire to treat women as sex objects, what's to complain about that? I can imagine that there are some people out there who wish they could find somebody like him. And why are people accusing him of being gay? I didn't know that exercising self control and refusing to have sex with every woman you talk to automatically makes you a homosexual.