Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, I'm so sick, I'm even sick in my dreams. Orientation for my new job starts tomorrow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
do you want a bag
Surrey, Canada
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
ReadyFreddy
North Hollywood, United States
My big day
Today, I was starting a new job. I got up early, showered, did my hair, put on my uniform, had a good cry because I was scared/excited that I was starting a future where I will be financially free for the first time. Then my boss texted me because one of his back of house employees is sick and he can’t train me until tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Leave me alone
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
helpme
Annapolis, United States
Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML
Anonymous
I'm totally wired, can't you see?
Today, because of my new job, I'm so tired I can’t think straight anymore. Long hours to make a sterling first impression? Nope. I haven’t even started working yet, I’m just exhausted because it all stresses me to the point I can’t sleep at night. FML
Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
Anonymous
United States
Not a morning person
Today, I was forced to come in to work early in the morning. For me, that means I will have a pounding migraine, vomiting, and diarrhea for at least the next two weeks. FML
not_fakingit
Montr?al, Canada
Lava
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
sleepy
Norway
Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML
lazydude
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
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Kyle Reagan 11
Better the orientation than the interview
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Kyle Reagan 11
Better the orientation than the interview