Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
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mitri_fml 3
wow well don't give her credit
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hate working with partners for this very reason. Just make sure your instructor is aware that you completed the project alone.
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Schiffy 18
I would nonchalantly start a chat with her, and then slowly turn it into a conversation about how she lied about her internet
gnrgirl09 0
Well that's why you don't put her name on the project, otherwise tell your teacher what a lazy bitch your partner is.
perdix 31
Your partner is executive material. She knows how to delegate the hard work to the poor cube monkeys while she promotes her "brand" on Facebook. You, dear, are doomed to being a cube monkey who gets walked on by overstuffed suits.
DenisV95 2
6, YDI for being an arse.
jgamer83 0
she a bitch
Shinygirlnz 1
Hope you called her out on it.
sweet_candy_ 17
Facebook is like a disease.
teh_uber_muffin 3
53 indeed...
that09grl 0
you ever think she was on face book? well if she wasn't I would definitely snitch and take all the credit
jonny2x4 0
Go on Facebook and put her on blast for being a lazy bitch.
xoestefaniaxo 0
she was probably on her phoooone...still don't let her get any credit!