Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
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mitri_fml 3
wow well don't give her credit
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hate working with partners for this very reason. Just make sure your instructor is aware that you completed the project alone.
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Comments (169)
Brittneyyyy 7
Even if she was on her phone, that's no excuse... I've looked up information on my phone before for projects, and if it was a big report, then I'd go to the library. FYL op, I hate group projets cuz I get the same BS excuses all the time.
lindzeylenea 0
well that shit us to hard to pull up on a phone,!
Beck2209 0
Have her fail and get your credit. That's what I do whenever I have a lethargic partner.
LexxyLiime 0
AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OH. Yes yes.
Juliaa15 6
Why?
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
nice lexy XD
LexxyLiime 0
hah. I knoow right? xD
bramberkhout 10
giggity
BahahahLOL 0
not funny.
brian666 4
that sucks man. I know how you feel
fav2 2
"Every1lovesboners" are you the one that was supposed to help her with the project? Well if you are you're a lazy ass.
Draven_LOC 0
just go tell the teacher she didn't help and u did it urself. that should teach the lil bitch 2 try and get a free grade
Chamelionsun 0
Wow what a lazy bitch. I'd be so pissed, and I would definitely make sure your teacher found out about it.
Raiith 0
Hence why I hate working with people on projects. The Internet not working is not an excuse not to do her project. Tell your teacher exactly what happened. I'm sure this bitch will get exactly the mark she deserves.
thebigblue 2
I would throw her under the bus and force her to do part of the presentation. it will be fun watching her fall flat on her face.
Saturn_fml 23
throw her under the bus ? o.O is that an expression or something ? xD
thebigblue 2
How f'in stupid are you? get out of moms basement and get a life. LOSER
Juliaa15 6
Please tell me you're kidding. They are from England and don't use the same expressions as us or use the literal meaning. Don't hurt someone's feelings like that, they're not stupid or a loser they just aren't from where you are.
diesel42o 0
smackdat bitch up