Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
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Top comments
mitri_fml 3
wow well don't give her credit
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hate working with partners for this very reason. Just make sure your instructor is aware that you completed the project alone.
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Comments (169)
hockeyismylife36 0
jus delete what she made you do and tell her to grow a pair and do her own work when she can
brewedintexas96 0
so that op doesn't get any credit? yeah that's a good plan.
Hockey_Girl57 0
I would've just told her "kay, I'm not doing your part, if your Internet isnt working then go to the library and do your part."
Eorlas 31
take a pic of her time on fb and report to your prof
sandiiiiiii 0
what a bitch!
jessxoxo28 5
^ i totally agree dont give the bitch credit
Skyblu10 10
I'm guessing 47 meant you losing the tool?I'm not entirely sure.
Vickie0194 0
You should beat her ass then take all the credit for the work
varkey 7
so why didn't you ask her how she was on w/o internet? or better, you could just tell the teacher that she lied about not having internet, so she gets a 0 on the project but you don't get screwed over too.
SarahhKayy 0
Maybe it was Facebook Mobile...:)
MexiCanadian 0
Mang she could've been on her phone, make sure to speak to her señor
kriegs444 5
i hate partners like her that are worthless. tell the teacher you did it all. u deserve all the credit