Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
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mitri_fml 3
wow well don't give her credit
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hate working with partners for this very reason. Just make sure your instructor is aware that you completed the project alone.
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Comments (169)
fearthereaper79 0
Your a dumbass, why the hell didn't you tell her to come over and work on it. YDI
Lennsik 4
Well, maybe if you would learn how to correctly interpret text on a screen, you would see that she already had finished the project prior to finding this out.
sguitaradam 5
No, he's right. "Hey, my Internet is broken." "Oh, well mine isn't so come on over and work with me at my house/dorm!"
dudeitsdanny 10
I think he/she meant OP have her partner over to work on her part there, rather than do it all herself. No internet only stopped her from working at home, she could have at least worked on it at OP's, even if together.
irockfendergirl 0
12- Before you call someone a dumbass, you should learn the difference between your and you're.
ramboman19 8
^^win!!!
summersizzle 0
wow, just call her out on it straight onto her facebook wall. but then again she might have just been on her phone...
fleafleabug 0
I wouldve been like WTF
kingbeast31 0
she iz jus lazy...thats messed up
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Maybe she was using the Internet on her phone :o
Privations_fml 0
Post on her wall!
Wazilla 0
my partner for history wont work on his part he just keeps playing dead rising
UpsidedownKayak 9
Oh my gawd, it's a miracle! Her internet magically started working again just as you finished the project. You should be humbled at the amazing power of God you have just witnessed. OP, you should be so happy for her. I bet your project partner is overcome with joy and relief.
louie111887 0
that's terrible, your partner is a bitch. a real bitch. god that would piss me off so bad !
LoveMySoldier82 0
It looks like it did ;)
RedDude15 0
What a bitch.