Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
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mitri_fml 3
wow well don't give her credit
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hate working with partners for this very reason. Just make sure your instructor is aware that you completed the project alone.
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Comments (169)
CoconutMuffin 5
What a bitch. Don't add her name to the credits...
mintdodgerblue 0
You totally deserved it you effin idiot, by the way, all of you need to get lives. You are all pathetic.
Sober1128 9
ever heard of Facebook mobile? there are apps for Facebook and Facebook chat on most phones now.
Violacatt 0
Maybe it was down during the day and started working at that moment.
dude443 4
iPhone man
amarie2009 22
Only put your name on the project, the bitch deserves nothing!!
Frickmetinajenks 0
YDI for procrastinating long enough to have this problem.
yuggi1 11
...Or he could had meant you loosing your upper, front tooth.
who_rollerpig 4
Don't give her credit for the work, simple. And if she gets mad at you, tell her to **** herself >.
5upernova 3
I hope it is one of those projects where it is based on individual marks. If it is, who cares about her part as long as your teacher knows who did what. Let her mess up by not completing it on time, or doing a really bad job on it for rushing to get it done at the last minute. But if that is not the case, and it is a group mark, talk to your teacher about it.