Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next four hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
Today, I got a stomach bug. Then my three kids joined in like it was a team sport. My husband decided his actual soccer game was more important. FML
Today, it's day four of liquid ass and violent hurling after I hosted a birthday party for my daughter, and one of the kids brought a stomach virus rather than a present. Yesterday my daughter started with the violent vomiting too. Everything smells like vomit in my home. Yay me! FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
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unfortunate_13 5
this FML reminds me of a family guy episode :)
Stumblebum30 5
Not sure that required a trip to the ER. it was more than likely food poisoning and it will pass. obviously OP felt well enough to post on FML.
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Comments (54)
chasin_butterfli 0
Nothing brings a family closer than syncronized
chasin_butterfli 0
puking. I have an image of the family all huddled around the toilet.
skyeyez9 25
You went to the er cause of vomiting? Vomiting blood? Was it so oncontrollable that you were getting dehydrated? If not, you are overreacting and wasting the er physician and nurses' time. Puking is rarely an emergency.
wren415 0
Why would you go to the ER because you vomited? Why would you go to any doctor just because you vomited? It better be blood coming up. It amazes me what people go to the doctor for... It's like no one can use common sense anymore.
Shorty2592 0
Who goes to the hospital for throwing up?
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
omg I. modded thiss:)
geicogeko 0
try learning how to use "myself" properly, thanks
allie2590 31
I can't believe you went to the hospital for vomiting.
the_impossible95 0
wow ,that's wired
stillxsearching 3
you went to the ER because you were throwing up? jeez, hypochondriac much ...
cookiiies_fml 0
umm, why are you writing an fml in the ER?! DIDN'T ANYONEE NOTICE THAT?!