Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
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xoxilovesoccerxo 0
lmao kids are just funny . but fyl for that I'd be si embarrassed
iSitt 0
they are strangers and they can't see you
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Comments (36)
xoxilovesoccerxo 0
lmao kids are just funny . but fyl for that I'd be si embarrassed
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
the walk of shame must have been nice
5t3ff1k4h 47
Man, OP, what a shitty situation. Traveler's diarrhea is no laughing matter.
Roadkill007 9
ye.. traveller's diarhea... with bad stalls on the side of the road.... that are always full of people, and so damn dirty.... ugh :(
iSitt 0
they are strangers and they can't see you
MegMM 0
it happens to us all. at least ur not ******** your pants. an u will never see these people again. an this is the point where u bring the kid in the stall an make it look like it's her
starile 20
Why make the child suffer in a chamber of noxious gas?
perdix 31
And each time, your 8-year-old added, "Actually, it's explosive diarrhea!"
jennocide 0
Not too sure why you would leave your five year old outside of the stall to begin with that's just asking for her to wander off or get picked up by a stranger haha.
pennies_lane 6
well it's a but cruel to gave her in the stall with you while you're dropping a wet shit, don't ya think?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Yeah, 'cause that's ******* hilarious.
pennies_lane 6
*bit
reject4life 0
megmm Is right your never going to see them again. I wear pink bbal shoes and don't care what people think cause I'm not going to see them again (I'm not gay).
RyNo24 4
get checked out by a doc, girls arent suppose to poop!!! this could be serious!!!
Thetigeress86 0
Maybe you should try teaching your kids not to talk to strangers. Ydi
tmmundy 17
exactly!!!!!
sailorzoe 14
birth control
pennies_lane 6
I think it's a bit late for that.
LuckyLogic 0
adoption.
Pastperfect 0
kids say the darndest things at your expense
RedPillSucks 33
Is she lying?