rie
Stink pits in the heat
Today, as always, I had to change clothes and reapply my deodorant as soon as I got to work. It’s only a kilometre walk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
penne_pasta580802
Parked out
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Hannah
Ireland
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Uber Chad
San Diego, United States
Whiffy
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
carla
France
Odorama
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
vanity113
Auckland, New Zealand
Not a morning person
Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML
NiceShirt
Japan
Appropriate work attire
Today, I cycled to work. Since it was so hot out, I decided to go shirtless, then I would put it on before I entered the building. Ninety minutes later, I arrived at work. My shirt, however, was still at home on my dresser. FML
Anonymous
Center Line, United States
Hot hot hot
Today, I walked to the grocery store despite being out of shape since it was typically only a 30 minute walk and gas prices are bad. The hourly temperature on my weather app was wrong as usual so by the time I got to the store, I was sweating buckets. By the time I got back home, I was so overheated I nearly threw up. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should run so you'd be in the heat and humidity for less time and wouldn't have time to sweat so much. Let me know how much that helps!
Chazzster 32
My calendar says it’s August. Here in the northern hemisphere that means it’s summer. That happens this time of the year.
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RichardPencil 32
You should run so you'd be in the heat and humidity for less time and wouldn't have time to sweat so much. Let me know how much that helps!
Chazzster 32
My calendar says it’s August. Here in the northern hemisphere that means it’s summer. That happens this time of the year.
Darlene King 3
I read your title to the tune of "Strangers in the Night".
kfchicken 31
if it's because the walk is physically straining on you, good job and keep up the hard work. if it's because you're a heavy sweater the fyl been there it sucks but it is what it is.
rotflqtms_ 21
I used to bike to work and I'd always bring a change if clothes because I'd... glisten.