Sexy time

Anonymous - 30/07/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
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thebigslim 13

Was it at least a flavored condom?

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sportmaster525 0

i don't think thats what he meant when he said "now open up and swallow"...

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kiki1995_fml 0

that is ******* hilarious that had to be some explanation you told your parents

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Theywerebrandnew 0

Thats why you can breathe thru your nose

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ForgottenRemix0 0

lmao, way to go champ. they werent made for your mouth haha

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glitterbabe224 0

that's deffinatly gonne break the condom smartts. have fun with your baby (:

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tookietookie123 5

Push near the bellybutton not the chest lol fail

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FamiliarEyes 0

you're actually supposed to break a few ribs if you do it right, so you're pretty lucky

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theprey 0

you were sucking when you should have been blowing.

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ak5645 0

its because "everythings bigger in texas" haha

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