Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Russian_Roulette 0
now there's 2 pussys in the bed
allmidnighteyes 11
If he wanted to keep it interesting, he'd have a little remote or switchboard to control fireworks outside the house. He'd hit the switches as he was getting close, time his final thrusting with the time on the wick, and climax as they shot off and exploded in the air. Meowing is ******* nothing.
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Comments (168)
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
i dont know why but it annoys me when i read an fml and i see that people use the term "having it off" to suggest that they were having sex. personally, to me it makes no sense on how that term can mean anything sexual. i dont think i've ever even heard someone use that term out loud, but then again that's just me
jbuddy 2
my friend made a sheep sound when she got off with her ex
The_Fantil_Kitty 0
imo, this isnt an fml... my hubby and I do it ALL the time
The_Fantil_Kitty 0
Meow =^.^=
ShadowPunkChick 1
dude if my hubby did that he wouldn't be getting sex for quite some time..
The_Fantil_Kitty 0
Im the type of person who finds it a turn on lmao
b3ll4b00 0
uhhh wtf is wrong with ur pic??????? # 96???
ShadowPunkChick 1
I wouldn't say your life is ****** because of it but that is pretty ******* weird..
getsuga97 0
your boyfriend is awesome :)
sugarbaby79 0
meowww-wrinkles mouth && moves side to side-
GothKitty19 0
kinky hehe.My ex and I used to be like that.
blocparty 0
your boy friend is an idiot!! he should have purred.
quent10 0
it's funny because your boyfriend got nice and moist then meowed like a cat
FailVader 0
At least he didn't say, "oh man, I think I got a hairball coming!"