Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Russian_Roulette 0
now there's 2 pussys in the bed
allmidnighteyes 11
If he wanted to keep it interesting, he'd have a little remote or switchboard to control fireworks outside the house. He'd hit the switches as he was getting close, time his final thrusting with the time on the wick, and climax as they shot off and exploded in the air. Meowing is ******* nothing.
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Comments (168)
Roflmaaark 0
I read it as 'keyboard' instead of 'boyfriend'. That was ******* weird.
BadKitty13 28
MEOWWWW !!!!! HISSSSS !!!!! PURRR !!! So when are the kittens due ??? hee hee hee heee !!! LMAO !!
ucofresh 4
Hehe.. Did he start to purr too?
azreal_13 0
haha op's boyfriend is freaky and not in the good way
kr8zychickababy 0
hahah I guess you're sleeping with a "pussy" cat.
JGood09 0
Am I saying meow? Do i look like a cat to you? hahaha Super Troopers FTW
smokergirl420 0
Hahaha!! My boyfriend does the exact same thing except he moos instead of meows. Since you posted it on FML, I'm guessing you don't find it as funny as I do.
th3b0ss 0
that's hot
tmmundy 17
all I can say is....ok.
KingDingALing 9
polly wanna cocker