Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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Ambient25 25
Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see her about this FML when she IS 18.
WellImScrewed124 6
Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you
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Comments (117)
ts87 6
You are a horrible person.. Of course it is stressful and depressing sometimes. But this is why you live for - your children you selfish pricks!
cryssycakesx3 23
if that's how you feel keep your legs closed and don't have kids. there's plenty of people that would cherish having a child. already wanting her to move out... what a good mom.
chloem103 9
Jeez why? I'm sure you'll change your mind.
CrazyMelvin 14
Some parent YOU are.....I'd want to move out of your house too if I wasn't wanted. You're a jerk who obviously does not like kids.
asherm 15
Lol, she's not even a teenager yet.
worldclassrager 41
Cherish the time as you can...it's like a blink and she'll be there...pack in as much as you can in these final ten years...
Norris_FTW_77 9
Wow. Even Honey Boo Boo's Mom loves having her around. And look at the state of THAT dysfunctional family. Congrats. You're a worse parent than that. Love your children unconditionally and have some patience.
who10nanny 8
That's because her daughter is a cash cow.
TheAngryPrincess 3
She may never move out...
iwadasn 33
With a mother like that, I'm sure she'll get out as soon as she can.
honestjane 22
I love my kids, but let's face it. Having kids is like having shitty housemates that never contribute to rent or pick up after themselves. Not all babies or children have easy personalities. It's especially hard if you're doing everything on your own and aren't rich enough to pay a sitter or take a vacation for "mommy time". Factor in depression or exhaustion and you'll eventually get a bit resentful. Some parents work 12+ hours a day. Then come home to a house that's a wreck because their older kids can't be bothered to pick up after themselves. I know I don't want to spend the little time I have with them on their case about it, so we live in a messy house.
AKAR2521 4
then teach them to clean up after themselves. if youre seriously gonna bitch about that you shouldnt have had children!!!!!!!! my fiance works 12 hours days 6 days a week and never does he ever bitch about helping with our son. we made him and hes our responsibility for his entire,life, and no matter how old he is he will always be my baby and i would do absolutely amything for him, you obviously dont feel that way aboout your kid so whyd you have any at all???!!!
SuperMew 22
Home is being honest. Children are hard to deal with. They are shitty. You should want to help them and love them, but eventually you have to understand that not all children are perfect and pretending they are is stupid.
gAt_d 26
My lady and I have a 13 and a 14 year old. It's hard sometimes but no matter what I want em around to protect them and guide them! Some people are just to selfish to have children ! I say you, OP, need to grow the **** up and cherish your child!
SuperMew 22
I was with you until you said "some people are too selfish to have children." Choosing to not have children is not selfish. However, what Op is doing is harsh, because she is eight.
squideth 18
94 you realize that having children is just as selfish as not, right? Everything you do in life is selfish, idiot. Stop being so self righteous, you're not special because you popped out a kid.