Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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Top comments
Ambient25 25
Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see her about this FML when she IS 18.
WellImScrewed124 6
Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you
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Comments (117)
LifeStinks227 10
wait until the terrible teens.
brittanyrose329 17
My mom has 8 kids, imagine how she feels
Vickyh46 8
Haha, bet it's hell to know some of us like to hang around with the folks for even longer! You might have her till she's 21!!! XD
Comeonseriously 8
Why did you have kids? It's perfectly fine not to op
buddy_J 16
She most likely won't move out that soon either. Most people live with their parents until their 20s sometimes 30 nowadays
AdamLingLing 1
Your a horrible mother
Faff 20
you are a terrible parent, OP
sweetbliss3 37
why? is she being a little brat? if so, you can only blame yourself
Strrrrrange 12
Children can be hard to handle but maybe it has something to do with the way you treat her? Besides, she could end up in some real problems if she finds you hostile towards her. Mommy-issues can really destroy a child and you might end up with some even worse grandchildren very soon if she doesn't find comfort and peace at home. She is just eight! Take some time with her and make her understand that whatever she is doing that seems so horrible - is not okay with you :)
tray623 7
Dont listen to the negative comments. I have 3 children under 12 and I feel the same way sometimes. I love them very much but it's stressful.