Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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Top comments
Ambient25 25
Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see her about this FML when she IS 18.
WellImScrewed124 6
Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you
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Comments (117)
porcelainvains 8
I mean oh my gosh, you raised her so it must be your fault she is an annoyance? Love and cherish.the fruit of your ovaries.
SillyHumans 2
You must have been a teenage mom hahaha suffer
llnursingll 10
I have two girls 7 & 8 and they are my everything. I hate the fact that they are growing up :'( I don't understand this. More explanation is needed. Does your daughter have her father present in her life and is she daddy's little girl? Do you actually envy your daughter?
maigan332 14
Wow I can never imagine feeling that way about my kids...
jsc9306 14
You need to take parenting or anger management classes... Yikes!
KayleeFrye 39
You do realize that fewer people move out at 18 now, right? So unless you're cruel enough to kick her out, I wouldn't count on it!
pwnman 33
Trust me, you don't like her now, but you sure will in 10 years.
davincidasecond 24
With a parent that says something like that, I wouldn't be surprised if she was counting down the days herself.
Tallywa13 6
Heartless bitch wtf some people can't even have children!
Anditsgone 5
If you think so... I would say the life of you daughter sucks not yours... you deserve it