myheart75
Australia
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Armando de Carvalho
Toxic people
Today, I moved back with my mom, sister and niece after 10 years on my own. My niece is 11, we talked about life and she agrees my mom and my sister are toxic and that I should move out. She'll do it as soon as she's 18. I'm 29. FML
Anonymous
Touché
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Behave!
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Anonymous
My house, my rules
Today, my daughter asked to go to a party and I said no, because I know some of the other people going and they're bad news. She then said she only asked permission as a courtesy, and is going anyway and just left. She lives with me but she did turn 18 last week, and I don’t know what to do. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Orlando, United States
Sentenced
Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
brother
San Diego, United States
Outta control
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my little sister about trying to hook up with my friends. Married or not. She just turned 18 but I’m hoping this was the first and last time. FML
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sieera00 8
Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D
eminemchick 19
forever alone...
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sieera00 8
Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D
eminemchick 19
forever alone...
genesisnirvana 11
Words of wisdom from a 2 year old.That's kinda pathetic
CattyPurry 0
you should have bribed her and her friends with crayons and watch them fight over who gets the blue one as payback (;
OWNZ 0
They grow up so fast...
iLOLatURpain69 7
Give up on two-year olds. One year olds are much better, they cant say things like that!
flockz 20
until they get a year older....
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Bribe her to be your friend with candy.
ihasbekoala 5
flockz wins this round
Brool_Story_Co 17
Maybe you should listen to her
AaronTkr 0
were you trying to steal her friends?
brettlovesgirls 4
think she was!
GP14brBaller 5
I see no FML here. She's two. She probably didn't mean it like that
Pixxio_O 11
You never know, she may have a point :o
coffeygirl12 14
Burn
SirObvious 1
Well...your kind of clingy.
kona314 1
I love how the user "brettllovesgirls"'s picture is a shirtless guy
EvilCupcake8361 9
silly child, she has no friends
jewfro311 0
Get out more?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Why thumb this down? That could very well be the problem. Unless the niece was just being sassy
jonn090 13
I say smoke weed more
mthammer 4
Ya cause smoking weed will solve all your problems...
lalala2589 0
Of course it will, all the 2 year olds will want to be her friend then.
persuasion31 0
I agree with smokin more weed and it does solve your problems:P
bananaburger 0
142 ... Smoking weed doesnt help :/
heartbrakej 0
that's a problem
iJeremyTyler 0
Share the love.
HouTexans23 0
i woudn't take it to heart... little kids can actually be really cruel and dont have a filter on things like that they say
Dispute 3
She had to let you go, there was no other option. I'm sorry it had to end this way.
annasworld 3
sometimes the cold hard truth hurts my friend
ssoccerchick97 16
Fyl, but at the same time YDI. Go make some friends your own age haha
GardeningHoes 0
He's busy submitting FMLs about not having friends.
valdancer99 0
win^
Ellifish 2
Then... Make some friends?
TheRealTallGuy 3
I'll be your friend op
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I'll be ur best friend OP ;D
ifailplzinsultme 0
I'll be your friend with benefits
adorkablenerd 0
I'll be your best friend with benefits!
stroudie94 9
Tell her you have candy....2 year olds love candy.
RetardedChipmunk 7
Oh yeah! I do that all the time!
BOOSCAREDU 0
49 do you drive a white van with no windows? And on the side it says free candy?
Crlnprz 11
Hey, you like popsicles? I got a whole van full of them
Legendslayer222 26
I find a free candy truck works better. I can fit more kids-- err, candy, in it. Also, I can use all that space on the sides for advertising so extra money is an added bonus.
whatever222 3
are you a loner?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Are you?
shihan123 0
dnt wory. m wth u.
Glitterhinoceros 14
She tells it like it is bro
xXSKYLARXx 0
Haha
shihan123 0
lov u
xXSKYLARXx 0
Words of wisdom...
bananabuttercup 8
Maybe she tired of you stealing her toys? I mean, really! Get your own singamajig. :)