Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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Top comments
Ambient25 25
Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see her about this FML when she IS 18.
WellImScrewed124 6
Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you
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Comments (117)
envyelric 6
Wow, you sound like a good parent..
FRUITFUCKED 9
Doesn't everyone feel like this?
Fmlsea 28
wow you sound like a great parent , maybe if you did your job properly then you would be able to stand your own child.
Fmlsea 28
you shouldn't have a child if all you want is for then to be gone, there are people out there who cant have kids and would do anything to have one . while you're complaing about how you cant wait till the child can move .
LPS8585 26
Do us all a favor and don't have anymore children. Please.
BrigiteJons 10
damn... I'm 18 and MY mom doesn't want to let me move out D:
crosseyedsniper 8
Once the time comes, when she is 18, I guarantee you won't feel the same way. Plus what could she be doing now at the age of 8 to think that of her?
young_stud 14
why the **** did more people vote 'your life sucks' on this than 'ydi'? thats just messed up...
Cellusr20 5
why did you have a kid if you are one of the parents to try to get their kids to grow up fast so they can leave the nest wow would hate to be your kid.
JOFreeman 13
You are a horrible person. There are so many people wishing desperately for a kid, but people like you actually have a kid without deserving it.